The Dork Report

The Dork Report for April 7, 2006

  • Brings new meaning to the phrase beer garden. OK, but does it facilitate pollination? (guest submission from Designated Gardener Andrea)
  • Spammers don’t know cute. (guest submission from Dave)
  • Now, this is nothing but bait for Christian Persecution Complex-ers. “We’re under attack by … [whoghk, spit!] … scientists!” (guest submission from Complex Andrea)
  • Compounds & Elements, a new sampler from the resurgent label All Saints.
  • What’s the opposite of an oxymoron? Stupid comics. If not stupid enough, pick a random link from the bottom of the page. (guest submission from Dave)
  • More glorious comics trash in the Gorilla Cover Gallery. (spotted on
  • Tiktaalik roseae gots da proto-wrists, baby! Take that, ignorant Darwin-hatas!
  • And she’s already a star. (spotted on Boing Boing)
  • Skip film school and pitch your scripts to Steven Spielberg On the Lot. (guest submission from Studio Insider Andrea)
  • Now dorks can reach out and touch their sweeties via Bluetooth with a Hug Shirt. (guest submission from Early Adopter Andrea)
  • And to close with a strong contender for all-time dorkiest link: an almost-full emulation of Mac OS 7.1… in Flash! (guest submission from Dave)

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