The Dork Report

The Dork Report for June 23, 2006

  • Whoda thunk, Clowns boost fertility. Are they sure the clown wasn’t, you know, taking advantage of the situation? (spotted on Fortean Times)
  • Rest assured: the government is totally on top of this whole terrorism thing, snooping on your phone calls and “Swifting” through your bank records.
  • Matt Damon is Kirk.
  • Nobody does it betta, in a cardigan sweata.
  • Snakes on a Plane auditions.
  • Not to nitpick, but I believe this is actually a triple-dip.
  • Lost Girls, one of Alan Moore’s famously unfinished projects, is finally about to be published. Moore grants a massive interview (more of an extended monologue, actually – honestly, the man thinks and speaks in paragraphs) on the subject of pornography.
  • Related to the above, the owners of the Peter Pan copyright are, perhaps unsurprisingly, not pleased with the portrayal of Wendy as sexually active in her adult years.
  • The Motley Fool gives the music industry the slide-rule beat-down.
  • Two 2006 bootleg perspectives on the Pink Floyd legacy: Roger Waters live in Verona and Dave Gilmour live in Manchester.

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