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  • Life by Remote Control: Surrogates

    Life by Remote Control: Surrogates

    Surrogates is an elegantly literal twist on the classic sci-fi theme of living through avatars. Cyberpunk writers William Gibson and Neal Stephenson pioneered virtual reality as a setting for the dramatic exaggeration of issues first sparked by the very beginnings of internet chat rooms. Their predictions have already come true, in part, in the form…

  • The Vacation of the Future, Today: Westworld

    The Vacation of the Future, Today: Westworld

    The late Michael Crichton is primarily known as a bestselling novelist, but somewhat less so as a screenwriter, feature film director, and television producer (he was one of the co-creators of the blockbuster series E.R.). Characteristic novels Jurassic Park and The Andromeda Strain are built upon fascinating speculative science with thrilling story potential, spoiled by…

  • Scratching in the Dirt: Peter Gabriel’s Scratch My Back

    Scratching in the Dirt: Peter Gabriel’s Scratch My Back

    As a Peter Gabriel fan for over two decades, it’s difficult to admit that I find myself struggling to appreciate his first new album in many years. There have always been three core things to love about Gabriel’s work: his literate songwriting, meticulous soundscapes, and emotionally expressive voice. Behind the creepily organic album art, Scratch…

  • Pandorum is all premise and no logic

    Pandorum is all premise and no logic

    I rented Christian Alvart’s Pandorum solely on the strength of the premise: two men awake from suspended animation, on a spaceship, in a locked room, not knowing where they are, what their mission is, or if there even is a mission. It’s well cast with Dennis Quaid and the very intense Ben Foster. This is…

  • This’ll Ruin My Day: James Cameron Goes Down the Digital Rabbit Hole in Avatar

    This’ll Ruin My Day: James Cameron Goes Down the Digital Rabbit Hole in Avatar

    Avatar is the perfect distillation of all of James Cameron’s worst tendencies: an obsession with the marine corps (while trying to have it both ways: worshipping the hardware and lingo, but casting them as villains), embarrassingly heinous dialogue (undercutting every dramatic moment with somebody droning flat one-liners like “oh shit” or “this’ll ruin my day”),…

  • The Pod People Film Festival: Body Snatchers (1993)

    The Pod People Film Festival: Body Snatchers (1993)

    Yet another remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers might seem an odd project for iconoclast director Abel Ferrara, known for gritty urban crime sagas centered around profoundly compromised protagonists. In stark contrast, the lead in Ferrara’s most conventional movie is a good-natured teenage girl, a world apart from the crazed Harvey Keitel of Bad…

  • The Pod People Film Festival: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

    The Pod People Film Festival: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

    For a pulpy 1950s horror flick relating the strange tale of an invasion of giant brussels sprouts, Don Siegel’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers is a startlingly gory, paranoid nightmare positively loaded with political subtext. Its themes of identity, mistrust, and subversion have remained relevant and influential for decades, inspiring three official remakes and even…

  • George Lucas Cedes Control, in Star Wars: The Clone Wars

    George Lucas Cedes Control, in Star Wars: The Clone Wars

    After writing and directing three Star Wars prequels between 1999-2005, it’s easy to forget that back in the 1980s, the series’ godfather George Lucas opted out of directing The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. Now Lucas appears once again to be ceding control over his most famous baby. He’s back to shepherding…

  • Keanu Reeves Comes to Save the World, in The Day the Earth Stood Still

    Keanu Reeves Comes to Save the World, in The Day the Earth Stood Still

    If the least one expects of the 2008 remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still is that it merely fulfill the promise of its title, then please move right along, for the earth stands still for only a few brief moments. It is, however, a far bigger production than the 1951 original directed by…

  • Circumnavigating The Guggenheim in Tom Twyker’s The International

    Circumnavigating The Guggenheim in Tom Twyker’s The International

    The International may seem a little conventional coming from Tom Tykwer, director of the kinetic classic Run Lola Run, the mystical The Princess & The Warrior, and the lunatic, perverse Perfume. The International is by far his most conventional in subject matter, and lacking his energy and spirit. It especially suffers in comparison to its…