Only in New York, Pt. II

INT. COFFEE SHOP – DAY

Crowded Upper East Side coffee shop. A older male patron enters and approaches a hipster with a laptop.

PATRON:

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

HIPSTER:

Uh, my friend is coming…

PATRON:

Well, don’t worry, I have a small ass which doesn’t take up too much room.

And… scene.