Tag: action

  • Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is the second worst Indiana Jones movie

    Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is the second worst Indiana Jones movie

    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is ultimately disappointing, especially if one reflects too much on its plot and basic plausibility, but it not totally without redeeming qualities. It is also far from the worst entry in the franchise (that would be Temple of Doom – blech! stay tuned for our forthcoming…

  • 9/11-ploitation: J.J. Abrams’ Cloverfield

    9/11-ploitation: J.J. Abrams’ Cloverfield

    First of all, let me just say I get it. I get that Cloverfield is meant to be a modern day analogue of Godzilla. I get that postwar Japanese moviegoers witnessed an enraged giant lizard borne of nuclear technology stomp Tokyo flat in an unstoppable pique, and I get that Godzilla became a classic for…

  • Banlieue 13 (District B13)

    Banlieue 13 (District B13)

    To the editors of Time Magazine that picked District B13 as one of the 10 best films of the year [update: link no longer online], I can only ask, dude, Que la baise vous pensaient-elles? Yes, granted, it touches on some extremely sensitive and timely issues in a racially and culturally divided Paris, but those…

  • John Woo’s Paycheck isn’t fun, weird, or subversive enough for a Philip K. Dick tale

    John Woo’s Paycheck isn’t fun, weird, or subversive enough for a Philip K. Dick tale

    When it comes to action cinema maestros like John Woo — I can enjoy the the hyped-up action and weirdness of something like Face/Off, but find that the extreme violence and gunplay can sometimes cross the line from escapism into being inhumane. Paycheck, scoring a mere PG-13 from the MPAA, is less violent than most…