{"id":132,"date":"2006-01-27T14:02:54","date_gmt":"2006-01-27T21:02:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/?p=132"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:25:22","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:25:22","slug":"daily-dork-report-for-january-27-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/daily-dork-report-for-january-27-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Daily Dork Report for January 27, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Wow. What human endeavor<\/span> (no longer online: alaskaalpineclub.org\/IceWall\/04-05IceWall1.html) can accomplish, given lots of time and plumbing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Remeber when Pac-Man<\/span> (no longer online: ebaumsworld.com\/pacman.html) was just a little yellow circle that ate smaller yellow circles? I guess this is Progress<\/span> (no longer online: namco.com\/games\/pacmanworld3).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“It’s tiny, it lives in acid and it has these bizarre grasping fins.”<\/a> I love this kind of stuff. But not as much fun as when a “new” dinosaur<\/a>, giant squid<\/a>, or a cyclopean kitten<\/span> (no longer online: news.com.com\/2061-11199_3-6026605.html) turns up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wow. What human endeavor (no longer online: alaskaalpineclub.org\/IceWall\/04-05IceWall1.html) can accomplish, given lots of time and plumbing. Remeber when Pac-Man (no longer online: ebaumsworld.com\/pacman.html) was just a little yellow circle that ate smaller yellow circles? I guess this is Progress (no longer online: namco.com\/games\/pacmanworld3). “It’s tiny, it lives in acid and it has these bizarre grasping […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-28","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":155,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/daily-dork-report-for-march-7-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":132,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for March 7, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"March 7, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Cheap therapy (no longer online: okcupid.com\/tests\/take): find out what's wrong with you but not how to fix it. 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