{"id":133,"date":"2006-02-02T09:06:35","date_gmt":"2006-02-02T16:06:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/?p=133"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:25:56","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:25:56","slug":"daily-dork-report-for-february-2-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/daily-dork-report-for-february-2-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Daily Dork Report for February 2, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

In Interactive Design news, there’s the possibility<\/a> that Flash Player<\/a> (and other plug-ins) won’t work on new Macs. This is a big deal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Rumor Mongers have dug up some more dirty dirt on iPotential iProducts<\/span> (no longer online: hrmpf.com\/wordpress\/48\/new-apple-patents).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Educating our representatives about digital music sounds like a good iDea<\/span> (no longer online: ipaction.org\/campaigns\/ipod), but hopefully nobody’s iPocketing the iProceeds. OK, that’s enough iJokes for today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Isn’t The Infinite Cat Project<\/a> against the law of physics or something? If so, it just may force scientists to reconsider String Theory as just something for kitties to play with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here’s how much of a dork I am: whenever I see a headline about the DAVOS<\/a> summit, I can’t help but think of Davros<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Speaking of the good doctor<\/a>, the Sci-Fi Channel has finally coughed up the Euros for the first season<\/span> (no longer online: forbes.com\/home\/feeds\/ap\/2006\/01\/13\/ap2449530.html), with an option for the second, starting March 17. Maybe now it’s time for this TV-Luddite to finally get cable? Or I could always get the Region 1 Canadian dvd…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ooga Chakka Ooga Ooga Ooga Chakka, Kitt<\/span>! (no longer online: youtube.com\/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here’s a good one<\/span> (no longer online: cnn.com\/2006\/WORLD\/americas\/02\/01\/zoo.death.ap) for The Darwin Awards<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In Interactive Design news, there’s the possibility that Flash Player (and other plug-ins) won’t work on new Macs. This is a big deal. The Rumor Mongers have dug up some more dirty dirt on iPotential iProducts (no longer online: hrmpf.com\/wordpress\/48\/new-apple-patents). Educating our representatives about digital music sounds like a good iDea (no longer online: ipaction.org\/campaigns\/ipod), […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-29","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":376,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-august-16-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":133,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for August 16, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"August 16, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Behind the Typeface: Cooper Black (no longer online: veer.com\/ideas\/btt). 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