{"id":146,"date":"2006-02-27T20:58:28","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T03:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/?p=146"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:25:56","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:25:56","slug":"daily-dork-report-for-february-27-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/daily-dork-report-for-february-27-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Daily Dork Report for February 27, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

What will it be?<\/a> What will it be?<\/a> What will it be?<\/a> What will it be?<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Perfect for the Dork Report: a veritable masterclass in committee-think & graphic design don’ts<\/a>… and<\/em> it has to do with iPods!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Still more new territory<\/a> for Google. I guess they’re aiming for .Mac here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There’s a new Devil Bunny [no longer online: projectfast.com] in town, rivalling Frank<\/a> from Donnie Darko<\/a> and the other one<\/a> from Sexy Beast<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What will it be? What will it be? What will it be? What will it be? Perfect for the Dork Report: a veritable masterclass in committee-think & graphic design don’ts… and it has to do with iPods! Still more new territory for Google. I guess they’re aiming for .Mac here. There’s a new Devil Bunny […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-2m","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":298,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-june-29-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":146,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for June 29, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"June 29, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"This debate is far dorkier than almost anything that ever finds its way into The Dork Report. 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