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Willie sez: Mama, don’t let your kids grow up to be cowboys: Cowboys are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)<\/span> (no longer online: secretcowboys.com)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes, Mistress<\/a>! Faithful K-9<\/a> and spunky journalist\/cutie-pie Sarah Jane Smith<\/a> return just in time to rescue the very fabric of the universe from the deadly hand of the ultimate evil of doom!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You too can Own the Underground<\/span> (no longer online: shatnerdvdclub.com) with Captain Kirk for a mere $47.99 a year!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Time Style & Design<\/span> (no longer online: time.com\/time\/style) is comprised of approximately 95% fashion, 5% industrial design, and 0% graphic design. Even worse, it used to just be called Time Design.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dave McKean<\/span> (no longer online: dreamline.nu) interviewed for Mirrormask<\/a> by FilmFocus<\/a> and TimeOut<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Skip this one unless you’re a web designer\/developer: An absurd patent lawsuit<\/span> (no longer online: news.com.com\/Microsoft+updates+IE+after+patent+spat\/2100-1032_3-6044418.html) by opportunist Eolas against Microsoft will add a significant annoyance<\/span> (no longer online: macromedia.com\/devnet\/activecontent) to one of the technical aspects of my job, but more seriously, will also sour the experience of most web users. Mozilla’s response<\/a> is quite insightful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Willie sez: Mama, don’t let your kids grow up to be cowboys: Cowboys are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other) (no longer online: secretcowboys.com) Yes, Mistress! 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