{"id":188,"date":"2006-04-03T20:53:57","date_gmt":"2006-04-04T03:53:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/03\/the-dork-report-for-april-3-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:27:01","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:27:01","slug":"the-dork-report-for-april-3-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-april-3-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for April 3, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Careful, Doctor, you might sprain that eyebrow<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hot on the heels of CNN.com’s redesign<\/a> comes that of NYTimes.com<\/a>. The constant: catering to wiiiiiide monitors. The winner: the latter (if for no other reason than extending the redesign to the interior pages).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tomorrow’s a good music day: Gorillaz Live at the Apollo [no longer online: mtv.com\/news\/articles\/1525131\/20060301\/gorillaz.jhtml] and two new cds: The Flaming Lips’ At War With the Mystics<\/a> and Massive Attack Collected<\/a>. Next week: Brian Eno & David Byrne’s My Life in the Bush of Ghosts<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Taste the meat<\/a>! Taste it! (guest submission by Dave)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Dreaming of a stolen purse<\/a> has been interpreted as a metaphor for a missing penis” (guest submission by Andrea)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

OMG, it’s not just me<\/a>! (spotted on kottke.org<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Designers rise up! And, uh… fight Spider-Man<\/a>. (spotted on The IconFactory<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Careful, Doctor, you might sprain that eyebrow. Hot on the heels of CNN.com’s redesign comes that of NYTimes.com. The constant: catering to wiiiiiide monitors. The winner: the latter (if for no other reason than extending the redesign to the interior pages). Tomorrow’s a good music day: Gorillaz Live at the Apollo [no longer online: mtv.com\/news\/articles\/1525131\/20060301\/gorillaz.jhtml] […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-32","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":329,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-july-18-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":188,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for July 18, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"July 18, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"ThinkSecret spills more beans: August 7 may bring an iTunes movie rental service and a spit-polished iPod Nano 2.0. 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