{"id":194,"date":"2006-04-20T18:20:12","date_gmt":"2006-04-21T01:20:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/20\/the-dork-report-for-april-20-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:27:00","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:27:00","slug":"the-dork-report-for-april-20-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-april-20-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for April 20, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Pee Wee. Definitely Pee Wee<\/a>. *shudder* (guest submission by Dave)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Who knew? Bush took the initiative in inventing the iPod<\/a>. And now that a huge percentage of the population owns one, the Justice Department can activate the hidden Echelon<\/a> II chip inside… NOW! (guest submission by Dave)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chris Ware<\/a> on the frustrations of having his elaborate comics printed & distributed. (spotted on Kottke.org<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dorkiest. Link. Ever. [update: no longer online: x-entertainment.com\/articles\/0913\/] Featuring Spider-Man and special guest star Agent Faces. Where do I sign up for The Mighty Marvel Marching Society? (guest submission by Your Friendly Neighborhood Andrea, with reporting by Dave)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Roll a real-world Katamari Damacy [update: no longer online: occlupanid.livejournal.com\/70824.html] in San Francisco. (spotted on Boing Boing) q.v. my Katamari love letter<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Brothers Wayan are on the offense<\/a> again. These guys are a high-low concept machine!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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