{"id":214,"date":"2006-05-02T06:36:56","date_gmt":"2006-05-02T13:36:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/02\/the-dork-report-for-may-2-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:27:00","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:27:00","slug":"the-dork-report-for-may-2-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-may-2-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for May 2, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The Hulk\u2019s latest foe is a <a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.iwatchstuff.com\/archives\/2006\/04\/hulk_2_villain_is_abomination.html\" target=\"_blank\">980-pound ill-demeanored Yugoslavian<\/a> of similar complexion. The mental leap linking it to lesbian porn is breathtaking but (one must admit) apt. (guest submission by She-Hulk Andrea)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How many <a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20220529043814\/https:\/\/aimfight.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">buddies<\/a> do you have? 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Keeping it brief: U2 3D (no longer online: news.yahoo.com\/s\/nm\/20061031\/film_nm\/u2_dc_2). (guest submission from Andrea) A lost Stanley Kubrick treatment may see realization. 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