{"id":229,"date":"2006-06-01T20:32:11","date_gmt":"2006-06-02T03:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/01\/the-dork-report-for-june-1-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:27:30","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:27:30","slug":"the-dork-report-for-june-1-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-june-1-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for June 1, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Fight Club’s narrative web<\/a> illustrated by Lego. (spotted on Kottke.org<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why I’m a Mac user, reason no. 3,725<\/a>. (guest submission from Dave)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why I’m a Mac user, reason no. 3,726<\/a>. I’m especially impressed by the \u201cSimplified\u201d Device Setup<\/a>. Simple!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why I’m a Mac user, reasons no. 3,727-3,747<\/a>. (guest submission from Dave)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fight Club’s narrative web illustrated by Lego. (spotted on Kottke.org) Why I’m a Mac user, reason no. 3,725. (guest submission from Dave) Why I’m a Mac user, reason no. 3,726. I’m especially impressed by the \u201cSimplified\u201d Device Setup. Simple! Why I’m a Mac user, reasons no. 3,727-3,747. 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