{"id":230,"date":"2006-06-05T22:33:42","date_gmt":"2006-06-06T05:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/05\/the-dork-report-for-june-5-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:27:30","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:27:30","slug":"the-dork-report-for-june-5-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-june-5-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for June 5, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Looks like Spider-Man 3 is digging deep<\/a> into the Webhead’s long and storied Rogue’s Gallery<\/a>. (guest submission from Spider-Girl Andrea)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lost Season three secrets revealed<\/a>. (guest submission from Spoiler Alert Andrea)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cute Overload<\/a> gets a Web 2.0<\/a> makeover.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apple interviews Jerry Harrison<\/a> on the Talking Heads Brick<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kids, gather round the creepy robot lady<\/a> for nightmare storytime! (spotted on David Byrne’s Journal<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Looks like Spider-Man 3 is digging deep into the Webhead’s long and storied Rogue’s Gallery. (guest submission from Spider-Girl Andrea) Lost Season three secrets revealed. (guest submission from Spoiler Alert Andrea) Cute Overload gets a Web 2.0 makeover. Apple interviews Jerry Harrison on the Talking Heads Brick. Kids, gather round the creepy robot lady for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-3I","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":321,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-july-17-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":230,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for July 17, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"July 17, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"The Design Observer reports: the 2006 National Design Award honorees refused the invitation to the White House. 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