{"id":269,"date":"2006-06-09T20:05:56","date_gmt":"2006-06-10T03:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/09\/the-dork-report-for-june-9-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:27:30","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:27:30","slug":"the-dork-report-for-june-9-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-june-9-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for June 9, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Peter Gabriel’s label Real World Records launches Real World Remixed<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In related news, Real World Multimedia’s Noodle Heaven<\/a> is now free. It’s utterly brilliant and equally indescribable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apple’s cutting edge interface design is no match for rampaging cuteness<\/a>. (guest submission from Dave)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A few million more years, and these bird brains [no longer online: news.nationalgeographic.com\/news\/2002\/08\/0808_020808_crow.html] will invent the fishing rod.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why murderize hookers<\/a> and zombies<\/a> when you could be cleansing the earth of the wicked<\/a>? (spotted on Fortean Times<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Peter Gabriel’s label Real World Records launches Real World Remixed. In related news, Real World Multimedia’s Noodle Heaven is now free. It’s utterly brilliant and equally indescribable. Apple’s cutting edge interface design is no match for rampaging cuteness. (guest submission from Dave) A few million more years, and these bird brains [no longer online: news.nationalgeographic.com\/news\/2002\/08\/0808_020808_crow.html] […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-4l","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":337,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-july-23-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":269,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for July 23, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"July 23, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"It's the 20th Anniversary of Real World Records: Big Blue Ball, a near-mythical Peter Gabriel album in the works since 1992, is finally nearing completion. 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