{"id":279,"date":"2006-06-15T20:44:22","date_gmt":"2006-06-16T03:44:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/the-dork-report-for-june-15-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:27:30","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:27:30","slug":"the-dork-report-for-june-15-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-june-15-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for June 15, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nonesuch.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Nonsuch Records<\/a> launches a <a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20081104175838\/http:\/\/journal.nonesuch.com:80\/?\" target=\"_blank\">blog<\/a>, featuring a <a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20080308042119\/http:\/\/journal.nonesuch.com:80\/journal\/2006\/06\/young_rapture_c.html\" target=\"_blank\">recent post<\/a> from Dork Report favorite <a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lauraveirs.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Laura Veirs<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VFtATu5gt3k\" target=\"_blank\">Fake is the New Real<\/a>, Pt. II. <a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20070324060740\/http:\/\/www.crysis-online.com:80\/Media\/Images\/Screenshots\/Render-02.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Eek<\/a>! (guest submission from Dave)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wipe your tears away, indeed. Bush as <a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20070613143242\/http:\/\/www.break.com:80\/movies\/sundaybush.html\" target=\"_blank\">Bono<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An all-star musical <a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20070813233735\/http:\/\/popwatch.ew.com:80\/popwatch\/2006\/06\/heres_neil_when.html\" target=\"_blank\">tribute to Neil<\/a>. (guest submission from Soon-to-be-Sandman-Fan Andrea)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The answer is, of course, <a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20081001201847\/http:\/\/popwatch.ew.com:80\/popwatch\/2006\/06\/superman_gay_ni.html\" target=\"_blank\">all of the above<\/a>. Haven&#8217;t you read The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay? (guest submission from Superman&#8217;s Pal Andrea)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nonsuch Records launches a blog, featuring a recent post from Dork Report favorite Laura Veirs. Fake is the New Real, Pt. II. Eek! (guest submission from Dave) Wipe your tears away, indeed. Bush as Bono. An all-star musical tribute to Neil. (guest submission from Soon-to-be-Sandman-Fan Andrea) The answer is, of course, all of the above. 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