{"id":294,"date":"2006-06-22T15:24:27","date_gmt":"2006-06-22T22:24:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/22\/the-dork-report-for-june-22-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-12T15:53:36","modified_gmt":"2023-04-12T19:53:36","slug":"the-dork-report-for-june-22-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-june-22-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for June 22, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Why Hollywood never gets any <a href=\"https:\/\/deadline.com\/2006\/06\/why-hollywood-gets-no-work-done-384\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">work<\/a> done. (guest submission from Insider Andrea)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Spotted on the same site: a <a href=\"https:\/\/deadline.com\/2006\/06\/bruce-feirsteins-new-mpaa-ratings-373\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">ratings schema<\/a> I can get behind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When dating AOL, <a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20080511151630\/http:\/\/www.nbc10.com\/news\/9406462\/detail.html\" target=\"_blank\">breaking up<\/a> is not an option.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Linking to this will score me points with my dork-loving girlfriend for weeks: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Helvetica vs. Arial<\/span> (no longer online: engagestudio.com\/helvetica)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Movie, band, and brand <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">fonts<\/span>. (no longer online: typenow.net\/themed.htm)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ew.com\/article\/2006\/06\/22\/snakes_on_a_sou\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Snakes on a Soundtrack<\/a> (guest submission from Girl on a Blog Andrea)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why Hollywood never gets any work done. (guest submission from Insider Andrea) Spotted on the same site: a ratings schema I can get behind. When dating AOL, breaking up is not an option. Linking to this will score me points with my dork-loving girlfriend for weeks: Helvetica vs. Arial (no longer online: engagestudio.com\/helvetica) Movie, band, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-4K","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":425,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-september-27-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":294,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for September 27, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"September 27, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Jasper Hauser on designing an icon. 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