{"id":297,"date":"2006-06-28T20:54:08","date_gmt":"2006-06-29T03:54:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/28\/the-dork-report-for-june-28-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:27:30","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:27:30","slug":"the-dork-report-for-june-28-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-june-28-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for June 28, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Stanley Kubrick&#8217;s <a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/mutinycompany.com\/dayotfight.html\" target=\"_blank\">first short film<\/a>! (guest submission from Kubrick the Kute &amp; Cuddly Hippo)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh boy, how exciting: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Flash Player 9<\/span> (no longer online: adobe.com\/go\/getflash).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Attention actors, line up for the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Transformers open casting call<\/span> (no longer online: boingboing.net\/2006\/06\/27\/transformers_casting.html). (guest submission from Dave)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Forget Norway! <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Come to Kenya<\/span>! (no longer online: weebls-stuff.com\/toons\/kenya)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Despite the fact they&#8217;re still filming in New York City, the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Spider-Man 3 teaser trailer<\/span> (no longer online: apple.com\/trailers\/sony_pictures\/spider-man_3) is out and it looks brilliant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stanley Kubrick&#8217;s first short film! (guest submission from Kubrick the Kute &amp; Cuddly Hippo) Oh boy, how exciting: Flash Player 9 (no longer online: adobe.com\/go\/getflash). Attention actors, line up for the Transformers open casting call (no longer online: boingboing.net\/2006\/06\/27\/transformers_casting.html). (guest submission from Dave) Forget Norway! Come to Kenya! (no longer online: weebls-stuff.com\/toons\/kenya) Despite the fact [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-4N","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":375,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-august-14-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":297,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for August 14, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"August 14, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"A playable Lego guitar (no longer online: geekasaurus.com\/clint\/gallery\/legoguitar). 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OK, but does it facilitate pollination? (guest submission from Designated Gardener Andrea) Spammers don't know cute (no longer online: thepcspy.com\/kittenauthtest). 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