{"id":298,"date":"2006-06-29T20:55:54","date_gmt":"2006-06-30T03:55:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/29\/the-dork-report-for-june-29-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:28:04","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:28:04","slug":"the-dork-report-for-june-29-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-june-29-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for June 29, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.kottke.org\/remainder\/06\/06\/11365.html\" target=\"_blank\">This debate <\/a> is far dorkier than almost anything that ever finds its way into The Dork Report.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The 2005 Hollywood Reporter <a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20060901174819\/http:\/\/www.hollywoodreporter.com:80\/thr\/keyarts\/index.jsp\" target=\"_blank\">Key Art Awards<\/a> are out. Even better, <a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.impawards.com\/2005\/key_art_awards.html\" target=\"_blank\">view all on one page<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The <a rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.transformersmovie.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Transformers teaser trailer<\/a> is out, and what a teaser it is; just a silhouette? Is that all we get? (guest submission from Dave)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This debate is far dorkier than almost anything that ever finds its way into The Dork Report. The 2005 Hollywood Reporter Key Art Awards are out. Even better, view all on one page. The Transformers teaser trailer is out, and what a teaser it is; just a silhouette? Is that all we get? 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(guest submission from Kubrick the Kute & Cuddly Hippo) Oh boy, how exciting: Flash Player 9 (no longer online: adobe.com\/go\/getflash). Attention actors, line up for the Transformers open casting call (no longer online: boingboing.net\/2006\/06\/27\/transformers_casting.html). (guest submission from Dave) Forget Norway! Come to Kenya! 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(spotted on Daring Fireball) FontLover.com (no longer online: fontlover.com), a new blog about, well, guess. (spotted on Blue Vinyl) Finally, the perfect plectrum to play LED Zeppelin. 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The US and Britain each already have one; who gets to cart this one home? Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blogge (no longer online: houseoffame.blogs.friendster.com\/my_blog). (guest submission by Dave) In what can only be evidence\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;The Dork Report&quot;","block_context":{"text":"The Dork Report","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/category\/dork-report\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Dork Report","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":320,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-july-16-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":298,"position":4},"title":"The Dork Report for July 16, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"July 16, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Update to the previous Dork Report: check out Joseph Arthur's new independent label Lonely Astronaut's official site. ThinkSecret throws some cold water on Apple fans' iPipe dreams. A slew of exciting new trailers: Michel Gondry's The Science of Sleep, Christopher Nolan's The Prestige, and Pedro Almodovar's Volver.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;The Dork Report&quot;","block_context":{"text":"The Dork Report","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/category\/dork-report\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Dork Report","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":279,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-june-15-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":298,"position":5},"title":"The Dork Report for June 15, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"June 15, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Nonsuch Records launches a blog, featuring a recent post from Dork Report favorite Laura Veirs. Fake is the New Real, Pt. II. Eek! (guest submission from Dave) Wipe your tears away, indeed. Bush as Bono. An all-star musical tribute to Neil. 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