{"id":316,"date":"2006-07-11T21:45:04","date_gmt":"2006-07-12T04:45:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/11\/the-dork-report-for-july-11-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:28:04","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:28:04","slug":"the-dork-report-for-july-11-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-july-11-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for July 11, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

It’s been a long time coming, but the crazy diamond<\/a> will finally shine on forever in the great gig in the sky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Michael Brook’s \u201cRockPaperScissors\u201d cd release party<\/a> is Tuesday, July 18, at Joe’s Pub in NYC.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The already-excellent Criterion Collection edition of Terry Gilliam’s Brazil<\/a> is being reissued with a new high-definition digital transfer and remastered sound, but with the same bonus materials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stephen Hawking asks<\/a>, \u201cDude, WTF?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s been a long time coming, but the crazy diamond will finally shine on forever in the great gig in the sky. Michael Brook’s \u201cRockPaperScissors\u201d cd release party is Tuesday, July 18, at Joe’s Pub in NYC. The already-excellent Criterion Collection edition of Terry Gilliam’s Brazil is being reissued with a new high-definition digital transfer […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-56","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":320,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-july-16-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":316,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for July 16, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"July 16, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Update to the previous Dork Report: check out Joseph Arthur's new independent label Lonely Astronaut's official site. 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