{"id":331,"date":"2006-07-20T23:15:49","date_gmt":"2006-07-21T06:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/20\/the-dork-report-for-july-20-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:28:04","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:28:04","slug":"the-dork-report-for-july-20-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-july-20-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for July 20, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

“If you use that font<\/a> again, I swear I will fucking snap.” (spotted on Design Observer<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why I’m a Mac User, reason no. 3,727<\/a>. (spotted on Pogue’s Posts<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hey Onion<\/a>, say it ain’t so<\/a>! (guest submission from Free Agent Andrea)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Our love is like a katamari<\/a>. Except for the days when your distant & disapproving father\/king rains hellfire down on you for failing him. (guest submission from Dave)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Speaking of, hey, there’s a new one for PSP, Me & My Katamari<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“If you use that font again, I swear I will fucking snap.” (spotted on Design Observer) Why I’m a Mac User, reason no. 3,727. (spotted on Pogue’s Posts) Hey Onion, say it ain’t so! (guest submission from Free Agent Andrea) Our love is like a katamari. 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