{"id":3592,"date":"2012-04-09T10:45:17","date_gmt":"2012-04-09T14:45:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/?p=3592"},"modified":"2023-03-28T17:17:39","modified_gmt":"2023-03-28T21:17:39","slug":"terminator-salvation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/terminator-salvation\/","title":{"rendered":"Terminator Salvation is oppressively feel-bad apocalypse porn"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Terminator Salvation<\/em> was released in a year curiously rife with apocalypse porn. The visions of world’s end in theaters that year varied wildly in tone: everything from illuminating art to alarmism to escapism. The competition to bum you out included Roland Emmerich’s 2012<\/em>, which utilized the best special effects technology money could buy to ritually depict the destruction of international landmarks, and John Hillcoat’s The Road<\/em><\/a>, which imagined the scattered remnants of humanity scrabbling to survive in a world they may have themselves decimated, but long past a point where blame had any meaning. Technology is both destroyer and salvation in Terminator<\/em> and 2012<\/em>, but largely irrelevant to the stragglers clinging to life in The Road<\/em>. All of humanity’s inventions are gone, and give neither aid nor harm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For the Terminator<\/em> series to be such a long-lasting mass entertainment is odd, considering it is set in a desolate, post-nuclear-war world ruled by a self-aware artificial intelligence. It would seem that a distrust of technology and fear of world war is a perpetual motivation to go to the cinema. James Cameron’s<\/a> original science fiction nightmare is vintage 1984, with old-school optical special effects and stop motion animation that, depending on your point of view, are either quaint or holy relics of a lost era of handmade moviemaking. But its core concept was strong enough to become archetypal of an entire genre, inspiring countless derivative works.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Wachowskis<\/a> stole it outright for The Matrix<\/em>, where self-aware computer programs turn against the human civilization that created them, like the Terminators before them. The Terminators stage a malicious holocaust of pure extermination, but the Matrix programs instead virtually enslave the human race while they feed on giant electrical batteries comprised of farmed human bodies. While the eponymous Matrix was a weapon of fratricide, The Terminators were instead locked in a game of time-travel chess. But in each case, the offspring of humanity are afflicted with profound Freudian complexes: they are fixated on consuming their parents.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Christian
That’s so $&#%ing unprofessional, you $&#%ing cyborg infiltration unit!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

The cast of Terminator Salvation<\/em> was more populated with famous names than it needed to be. Christian Bale<\/a> is now the fourth actor to play the role of humanity’s savior John Connor, and with apologies to Edward Furlong, Nick Stahl, and Thomas Dekker, the first marquee name. One need look no further to spot the biggest gamble this film makes: nobody went to see any of the previous three Terminator films because they were fascinated by the good guy. From the very beginning, the big draw for audiences (and the plum role for any actor looking to make a splash) was the villain. The eponymous cyborg antagonist Cameron created quickly became iconic and launched bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzenegger<\/a> to Hollywood stardom and, even more implausibly, a political career.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bale is coming from an entirely different place than a ‘roided-up Austrian amateur thespian in 1984. Bale is a capital-S Serious Actor, from the very beginning of his career as the child lead in Steven Spielberg’s still under-appreciated Empire of the Sun<\/em> through to his modern resurgence in Mary Harron’s controversial American Psycho<\/em>. Like Brando<\/a> and Crowe<\/a> before him, Bale comes across as an angry and humorless guy — possibly even unstable — in most of his roles and even his public persona. Indeed, rumors of his ill temper were seemingly confirmed by his infamous eruption<\/a> on the set of Terminator Salvation<\/em> in July 2008.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Terminator
This is as good a place as any to ask: why do the Terminator movies refer to these as “endoskeletons”? Isn’t that redundant?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

A pessimist might even imagine Bale’s histrionics part of a publicity campaign to create awareness and positive buzz — not just for a movie that studio executives might consider an unsure prospect in need of a marketing boost, but even to cement his own sexy reputation as a loose cannon or Hollywood bad boy. In the end, a hissy fit thrown by a handsome and overpaid celebrity wasn’t enough to prevent minor box office disappointment and tepid reviews: a modest 52% on Metacritic<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At the very least, Bale’s tabloid presence helped most of the celebrity obsessed world become aware that there was a new Terminator<\/em> film coming out, when previously only Comic-Con attending sci-fi geeks had been paying attention. Personally, knowing about Bale’s tantrum beforehand actually took me out of the experience of watching the film on its own merits. I was continuously distracted by wondering which particular scene stressed him out enough to blow his top.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bale’s prickly persona might make him eminently suitable for roles like the driven resistance leader John Connor, but it makes his range seem quite limited. He employs the exact same set of mannerisms he used for Bruce Wayne in Batman Begins<\/em> and The Dark Knight<\/em><\/a>: a hoarse voice, tensed posture, and lowered-head thousand-yard stare. Bale may play the top-billed role in The Dark Knight<\/em> and Terminator Salvation<\/em>, but he is arguably not the real protagonist in either, and is overshadowed by Two-Face (Aaron Eckhart<\/a>), The Joker (Heath Ledger<\/a>), and Marcus Wright (Sam Worthington) — both in terms of screen time as well as actorly showiness. Perhaps it’s a deliberate choice on Bale’s part to seek out essentially supporting parts in which he allows his character to be subordinate to a cast ostensibly billed below his name. Fittingly, Bale was to earn an Oscar the next year for an actual supporting role in David O. Russell’s The Fighter<\/em>, so at least in one case his real-life persona completed its redemption arc, if his Terminator<\/em> role John Connor didn’t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Moon
Moon Bloodgood checks behind her for her character’s motivation. It’s got to be around this wasteland someplace.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

I have nothing to back this allegation up, but I’ve read rumors that the original script for what became Terminator Salvation<\/em> centered around the characters of Marcus (Worthington) and Reese (Anton Yelchin). Worthington and Yelchin would have shared the focus, while the character of John Connor was relegated to a cameo appearance, but the role was greatly expanded when Christian Bale became attached. This rumor could account for the relative richness (albeit truncated) of the Marcus character arc, as compared to the one-note Connor. It would have served both characters better had the movie focused on just one tortured male savior.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Director McG’s Terminator Salvation<\/em> is by no means equal to James Cameron’s two original films, but it’s really not all that terrible, and certainly better than Jonathan Mostow’s Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines<\/em>. My theory is very simple: it’s too grim. The first three movies all had some degree of humor, but Terminator Salvation<\/em>‘s trailers and TV commercials made no attempt to tart it up as a good time. By far the highlight for the audience I saw it with was the sudden appearance of a famous T-800 model Terminator, not entirely successfully realized by applying a CGI Arnold Schwarzenegger head atop bodybuilder Roland Kickinger. If a little less than convincing, it at least provided some relief from the oppressive apocalyptic despair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Also, a newly recorded voiceover cameo by Linda Hamilton<\/a> was a nice touch for nostalgic fans. The always entertainingly eccentric Helena Bonham Carter<\/a> appears in an significant cameo, with Bryce Dallas Howard<\/a> in a totally inconsequential part that could have gone to a newcomer. Following the established rules of action flicks (perhaps best exemplified by Cameron’s Aliens<\/em>), the cast includes the requisite cute kid, but thankfully she’s mute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Bryce
Yes, Bryce Dallas Howard is in this movie, for some reason. Still doing penance for the disastrous The Lady in the Water<\/a><\/em>, perhaps?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

I was able to go along with the plot for the most part, but found the reduction and oversimplification frustrating. A global war against artificially aware machines is condensed down to a hand-to-hand battle with a single T-800 on a factory floor — a self-conscious retread of the climax of the original film. But perhaps this is a better dramatic choice than what Cameron did in Aliens<\/em>, which excessively multiplied the single alien threat of Ridley Scott’s<\/a> original, effectively diminishing the core premise that was appealing in the first place: an almost indestructible creature driven by pure biological instinct, not malice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Another fatal flaw with Terminator Salvation<\/em> is a consistent problem with many characters’ comically blas\u00e9 reactions to extraordinary situations. Connor’s right-hand man Reese rescues a guy who claims never to have seen a Terminator before, or even know what year it is. But Reese simply answers his questions, and never wonders just where the hell this weirdo’s been the past few years. Also, I understand Williams (Moon Bloodgood) bonding with Marcus after he rescues her from gang rape, but she risks the safety of an entire human outpost when she decides to free him. This choice goes beyond understandable impulsiveness and into the realm of lunacy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Also curious is an apparent lack of imagination in realizing futuristic technology. We’re told the Terminators communicate over old-school shortwave, so evidently SkyNet hasn’t taken over the satellite network and blanketed the planet in Wi-Fi or 3G. Maybe the robots found their reception was as bad as Manhattan AT&T subscribers. I won’t go into how the gleamingly sleek SkyNet HQ includes fancy touchscreen graphical user interfaces designed for humans, or how Connor miraculously witnesses a nearby nuclear explosion without being atomized by the shockwave, or at least going blind or contracting radiation sickness. Such a thin line between suspension of disbelief (for the purposes of thrills & spills) and sheer stupidity would bother any viewer with half a brain, whether the other half is cybernetic or not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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