{"id":363,"date":"2006-08-10T20:19:13","date_gmt":"2006-08-11T03:19:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/10\/the-dork-report-for-august-10-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:28:33","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:28:33","slug":"the-dork-report-for-august-10-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-august-10-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for August 10, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Christian Kent notes on Macintouch [no longer online: macintouch.com\/readerreports\/wwdc2006\/index.html#aug10] that in the Apple preview video for their new backup software Time Machine, the demonstrator searches for “Rose<\/a>.” A coincidence?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Another ordinary person’s life [no longer online: blog.wired.com\/sterling\/index.blog?entry_id=1536428] revealed by her AOL search history. (spotted on BoingBoing<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wickerman<\/a><\/em> and A Clockwork Orange<\/a><\/em> bubblegum cards from an alternate universe. (spotted on BoingBoing<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As more of a web designer than a developer (although I do both), AJAX has always been a little bit out of my league. But Adobe\/Macromedia’s new Spry framework<\/a> might make things a little more accessible to non-programmers like myself, I dunno.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What do you think, Art or Crap [no longer online: modestypanel.com\/artorcrap]? More importantly, what the heck is a yoyo stand? (guest submission from Dadandrea)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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