The best graffito I have ever seen. Spotted in front of the Rockefeller University Hospital in New York City.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have a theory as to who’s responsible. Who most wants to forbid New Yorkers nicotine and high-calorie snacks? Hand over the Sharpie, Mayor Bloomberg.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The best graffito I have ever seen. Spotted in front of the Rockefeller University Hospital in New York City. I have a theory as to who’s responsible. Who most wants to forbid New Yorkers nicotine and high-calorie snacks? 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