{"id":3740,"date":"2012-08-06T11:03:36","date_gmt":"2012-08-06T15:03:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/?p=3740"},"modified":"2023-03-28T18:52:03","modified_gmt":"2023-03-28T22:52:03","slug":"exclusive-the-expendables-3-poster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/exclusive-the-expendables-3-poster\/","title":{"rendered":"Exclusive! The Expendables 3 Poster"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Expendables-3.jpg\" alt=\"Carter. Grier. Hamilton. Jolie. Jovovich. Thurman. Weaver. Yeoh. The Expendables 3 movie poster\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Coming summer 2014 &#8212; The Expendables 3! Starring Lynda Carter, Pam Grier, Linda Hamilton, Angelina Jolie, Milla Jovovich, Uma Thurman, Sigourney Weaver, and Michelle Yeoh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This movie does not exist, but should. Hollywood, call me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coming summer 2014 &#8212; The Expendables 3! Starring Lynda Carter, Pam Grier, Linda Hamilton, Angelina Jolie, Milla Jovovich, Uma Thurman, Sigourney Weaver, and Michelle Yeoh. This movie does not exist, but should. 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