{"id":375,"date":"2006-08-14T20:51:19","date_gmt":"2006-08-15T03:51:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/14\/the-dork-report-for-august-14-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:28:33","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:28:33","slug":"the-dork-report-for-august-14-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-august-14-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for August 14, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A <em>playable<\/em> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Lego guitar<\/span> (no longer online: geekasaurus.com\/clint\/gallery\/legoguitar).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yay, fun! <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Lego Star Wars II<\/span>! (no longer online: lucasarts.com\/games\/legostarwarsii)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sleepy Kitties <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">II<\/span> and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">III<\/span>. (guest submission from Meowzzzzz&#8230; Andrea) (YouTube links no longer online)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Tron Guy, the Peter Pan Guy, and all of us&#8230; <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">we are the web<\/span> (no longer online: wearetheweb.org). Net neutrality is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.savetheinternet.com\/\">no joke<\/a>, actually. (spotted on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zeldman.com\/\">Zeldman.com<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2006\/08\/13\/weekinreview\/13basic.html\">Title near-misses<\/a>: <em>Trimalchio in West Egg<\/em>, <em>Tote the Weary Load<\/em>, or <em>The Nude Bomb<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Revealed at last, the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">long saga of <em>Snakes on a Plane<\/em><\/span> (no longer online: calendarlive.com\/movies\/cl-ca-snakes13aug13,0,3273.story).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Proof positive <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">tuxedo cats are obsessive-compulsive<\/span>. (guest submission from Kitty Shrink Andrea) (YouTube link no longer online)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A playable Lego guitar (no longer online: geekasaurus.com\/clint\/gallery\/legoguitar). Yay, fun! Lego Star Wars II! (no longer online: lucasarts.com\/games\/legostarwarsii) Sleepy Kitties II and III. (guest submission from Meowzzzzz&#8230; Andrea) (YouTube links no longer online) The Tron Guy, the Peter Pan Guy, and all of us&#8230; we are the web (no longer online: wearetheweb.org). 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Paul Cornell goes boozing with his fellow Doctor Who writers on his blog, the House of Awkwardness (no longer online: paulcornell.blogspot.com\/2006\/11\/night-out-with-writers-of-doctor-who.html). 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A total computer failure plugged up the works, backing up dork all the way to our eyeballs. Quotable Neil (no longer online: quotableneil.blogspot.com). Must he be so bloody clever? 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