{"id":376,"date":"2006-08-16T20:51:48","date_gmt":"2006-08-17T03:51:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/16\/the-dork-report-for-august-16-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:28:33","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:28:33","slug":"the-dork-report-for-august-16-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-august-16-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for August 16, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Behind the Typeface: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Cooper Black<\/span> (no longer online: veer.com\/ideas\/btt). (spotted on <a href=\"http:\/\/typographi.com\/001071.php\">Typographica<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Macitt<\/span> (no longer online: macitt.com), a Digg for Apple news. (spotted on <a href=\"https:\/\/dougscripts.com\/\">Dougscripts.com<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Although it&#8217;s hardly unbiased, MacWorld picks apart <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Apple&#8217;s claim<\/span> [no longer online: macworld.com\/2006\/08\/features\/macproprice] that the Mac Pro is almost a thousand dollars cheaper than a Dell, and finds that, if anything, Apple <em>understated<\/em> their claim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pitchfork reports: DJ Shadow is back with a <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20080920140038\/http:\/\/www.pitchforkmedia.com:80\/article\/record_review\/17071\/DJ_Shadow_Funky_Skunk\">mixtape<\/a> and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">new album The Outsider<\/span> (no longer online: pitchforkmedia.com\/page\/news\/2006\/6\/29\/DJ_Shadow_Reveals_Tracklist), a new album out on September 19.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thegoodthebadandthequeen.com\/\">The Good The Bad and The Queen<\/a>: a new supergroup comprised of Daman Albarn of Blur and Gorillaz, Tony Allen &amp; Simon Tong of The Verve, and Paul Simonon of The Clash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Behind the Typeface: Cooper Black (no longer online: veer.com\/ideas\/btt). (spotted on Typographica) Macitt (no longer online: macitt.com), a Digg for Apple news. (spotted on Dougscripts.com) Although it&#8217;s hardly unbiased, MacWorld picks apart Apple&#8217;s claim [no longer online: macworld.com\/2006\/08\/features\/macproprice] that the Mac Pro is almost a thousand dollars cheaper than a Dell, and finds that, if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-64","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":363,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-august-10-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":376,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for August 10, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"August 10, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Christian Kent notes on Macintouch [no longer online: macintouch.com\/readerreports\/wwdc2006\/index.html#aug10] that in the Apple preview video for their new backup software Time Machine, the demonstrator searches for \"Rose.\" A coincidence? Another ordinary person's life [no longer online: blog.wired.com\/sterling\/index.blog?entry_id=1536428] revealed by her AOL search history. 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[update: no longer online: outube.com\/watch?v=BIeIWkK0t4s] Finally a NYC dive bar with\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;The Dork Report&quot;","block_context":{"text":"The Dork Report","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/category\/dork-report\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Dork Report","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":280,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-june-17-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":376,"position":2},"title":"The Dork Report for June 17, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"June 17, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Just as Apple is rumored to be launching yet another iPod generation (no longer online: appleinsider.com\/article.php?id=1818), Microsoft readies its iTunes Killer [no longer online: wired.com\/news\/technology\/0,71178-0.html]. Hey, wasn't that called Urge (no longer online: urge.com)? 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There's a world of difference between Photoshop fantasy and computer programming reality, but still, Apple should hire some of these big thinkers. Oh no, again with the iPhone! (spotted on MacRumors) Apple addicts tease because we love (no longer online: macspoofs.com).\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;The Dork Report&quot;","block_context":{"text":"The Dork Report","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/category\/dork-report\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Dork Report","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":409,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-september-6-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":376,"position":5},"title":"The Dork Report for September 6, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"September 6, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"A side-by-side comparison (no longer online: starwars.com\/episode-v\/release\/video\/f20060901\/20060901_picview\/pictureviewer.html) of changes made to the original 1980 Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back for the 2004 special edition. 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