{"id":408,"date":"2006-09-01T05:45:06","date_gmt":"2006-09-01T12:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/01\/the-dork-report-for-september-1-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:28:33","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:28:33","slug":"the-dork-report-for-september-1-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-september-1-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for September 1, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Sarah Jane Smith and K-9 are <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20071202061903\/http:\/\/www.darkhorizons.com:80\/news06\/060831f.php\">rumored to appear<\/a> in <em>Doctor Who<\/em> season three&#8217;s Christmas special.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Criterion Collection announces <a href=\"https:\/\/www.criterion.com\/boxsets\/305-essential-art-house-50-years-of-janus-films\">Essential Art House: 50 Years of Janus Films<\/a>, a breathtaking boxed set of 50 DVDs and hardcover book. Speaking of Criterion, the restored <em>Seven Samurai<\/em> comes out any day now, and the buzz is that the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dvdbeaver.com\/film\/DVDReviews24\/a akira kurosawa seven samurai\/sevensampackage-large.jpg\">restoration is glorious<\/a>! But Criterion disappoints me by using &#8220;impact&#8221; as a verb on their site. Another upcoming release to look forward to: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.criterion.com\/films\/214-the-double-life-of-vronique\"><em>The Double Life of V\u00e9ronique<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Disturbingly plausible armchair psychoanalyses of <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Rumsfeld<\/span> (no longer online: msnbc.msn.com\/id\/12131617) and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/stories\/2006\/8\/24\/239792\/-\">Bush<\/a>. (with reporting by Dave)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I just came across two more free stock image sites to complement my favorite (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sxc.hu\/\">Stock.xchng<\/a>): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.textureking.com\">TextureKing<\/a> (great stuff, totally free) and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.stockvault.net\">StockVault<\/a> (free for personal or non-profit use).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Won&#8217;t <a href=\"http:\/\/trekmovie.com\/2006\/08\/28\/star-trek-tos-gets-redone-with-new-cgi\/\">redoing the special effects<\/a> of a 40-year old sci-fi show spoil the enjoyable cheese?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sarah Jane Smith and K-9 are rumored to appear in Doctor Who season three&#8217;s Christmas special. The Criterion Collection announces Essential Art House: 50 Years of Janus Films, a breathtaking boxed set of 50 DVDs and hardcover book. Speaking of Criterion, the restored Seven Samurai comes out any day now, and the buzz is that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-6A","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":316,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-july-11-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":408,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for July 11, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"July 11, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"It's been a long time coming, but the crazy diamond will finally shine on forever in the great gig in the sky. 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