{"id":411,"date":"2006-09-12T05:52:17","date_gmt":"2006-09-12T12:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/12\/the-dork-report-for-september-12-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:28:32","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:28:32","slug":"the-dork-report-for-september-12-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-september-12-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for September 12, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three cheers for <a href=\"http:\/\/observer.guardian.co.uk\/world\/story\/0,,1869074,00.html\">Wikipedia defying China&#8217;s censors<\/a>! Boo hiss Google and Yahoo! (spotted on <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20110517150819\/http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2006\/09\/11\/jimmy_wales_to_beiji.html\">Boing Boing<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s always fun to read DVD Time&#8217;s reviews of <em>Doctor Who<\/em> DVDs, written from the perspective of longtime fans. The upcoming <em><a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20120213000713\/http:\/\/www.dvdtimes.co.uk\/content.php?contentid=62742\">The Mark of the Rani<\/a><\/em> DVD just reminds me how unexcited I am for the <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20071202061903\/http:\/\/www.darkhorizons.com:80\/news06\/060831f.php\">character&#8217;s return<\/a> in season three of the new series.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4flix.net\/store\/\">4Flix<\/a> offers DRM-free digital movies to own (viewable on iPods or almost any computer). Granted, most of their <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20060621211923\/http:\/\/www.4flix.net:80\/movies\/index.php?cPath=59\">feature films<\/a> are probably in the public domain and thus free, but $1.99 is probably worth the hassle to squeeze one onto your iPod.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three cheers for Wikipedia defying China&#8217;s censors! Boo hiss Google and Yahoo! (spotted on Boing Boing) It&#8217;s always fun to read DVD Time&#8217;s reviews of Doctor Who DVDs, written from the perspective of longtime fans. The upcoming The Mark of the Rani DVD just reminds me how unexcited I am for the character&#8217;s return in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-6D","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":292,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-june-20-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":411,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for June 20, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"June 20, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Most. 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The US and Britain each already have one; who gets to cart this one home? Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blogge (no longer online: houseoffame.blogs.friendster.com\/my_blog). 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