{"id":413,"date":"2006-09-14T05:54:27","date_gmt":"2006-09-14T12:54:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/14\/the-dork-report-for-september-14-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:28:58","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:28:58","slug":"the-dork-report-for-september-14-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-september-14-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for September 14, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Zune comes in (eww&#8230;) <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">doo-doo brown<\/span> (no longer online: news.com.com\/2300-1041_3-6115689-6.html).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I need to find a copy of Scott McCloud&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scottmccloud.com\/2-print\/older\/destroy\/index.html\"><em>Destroy<\/em><\/a>, the most violent comic book ever!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Despite what their name implies, the Star Wars &#8220;Original Trilogy&#8221; DVDs are certainly not definitive releases of the original films. The <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20150926164258\/http:\/\/originaltrilogy.com:80\/Lucasfilm_PR_response.cfm\">official word from Lucasfilm<\/a> is that the original edits of the movies are included as bonus material to the special edition versions, and as such are mere dupes of the 1993 non-anamorphic (horror!) laserdisc versions. (guest submission from Dave)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zune comes in (eww&#8230;) doo-doo brown (no longer online: news.com.com\/2300-1041_3-6115689-6.html). I need to find a copy of Scott McCloud&#8217;s Destroy, the most violent comic book ever! Despite what their name implies, the Star Wars &#8220;Original Trilogy&#8221; DVDs are certainly not definitive releases of the original films. The official word from Lucasfilm is that the original [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-6F","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":453,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-october-17-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":413,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for October 17, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"October 17, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Some time recently Michael Brook's official website has expanded with a full discography, newsletter, and store. 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(spotted on Fortean Times) (no longer online: forteantimes.com\/breaking_news\/breaking_news.shtml) The Beatles are taking it to Vegas. But what really interests me is the NY Times reporter's preview of the new Beatles remixes\/remasters. 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(spotted on MacRumors) More details on K-9 and Sarah Jane Smith's return to TV, with pictures! (spotted on Outpost Gallifrey) Kottke highlights an Independent cover graphic that briliantly illustrates international reaction to the war. 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