{"id":426,"date":"2006-09-28T19:11:13","date_gmt":"2006-09-29T02:11:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/28\/the-dork-report-for-september-28-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:28:58","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:28:58","slug":"the-dork-report-for-september-28-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-september-28-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for September 28, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Claim a space for yourself on the official site for Neil Gaiman&#8217;s new short story collection <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20150919005521\/http:\/\/www.wheresneil.com\/\"><em>Fragile Things<\/em><\/a> (and see if you can find Neil while you&#8217;re at it).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>MyDreamApp round 2 voting [no longer online: mydreamapp.com] is open; vote for 12 out of 18 wannabe America&#8217;s Next Top Mac Programs. My favorite (the only one I can picture using) is still <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20120628000131\/http:\/\/mydreamapp.com:80\/contestants\/view\/russellheistuman\/\">Ground Control<\/a>. The last round featured guest judge comments by Mac gurus including <a href=\"http:\/\/cabel.name\/\">Cabel Sasser<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.panic.com\/\">Panic<\/a>, and this time the guests are eminent bloggers from <a href=\"http:\/\/daringfireball.net\/\">Daring Fireball<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20211202022009\/http:\/\/www.tuaw.com\/\">The Unofficial Apple Weblog<\/a>, et al. (although they seem to be generally negative about everything!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20090627221930\/http:\/\/www.thrica.com:80\/software\/aguat\">AguaT<\/a>, a free band-aid for iTunes 7 that reverts the button styles back to iTunes 6-style blue glossy buttons. I&#8217;m all for fixing Apple&#8217;s questionable design choices, but I&#8217;m not into permanently mucking around with my system: &#8220;AguaT works by replacing elements of the \/resources\/ folder in the iTunes application. These changes are permanent to an installation of iTunes, so if you think you may want to revert back to the default iTunes 7 theme, you should back up iTunes.app before installation.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An unnamed source told <em>The Star<\/em> that unspecified producers of the <em>Doctor Who<\/em> tv series &#8220;decided to make a big budget film.&#8221; [no longer online: entertainmentwise.com\/news?id=22809] What a tease; there&#8217;s no news here. <em>Deciding<\/em> to make a big budget movie is decidedly different from procuring a big budget.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Claim a space for yourself on the official site for Neil Gaiman&#8217;s new short story collection Fragile Things (and see if you can find Neil while you&#8217;re at it). MyDreamApp round 2 voting [no longer online: mydreamapp.com] is open; vote for 12 out of 18 wannabe America&#8217;s Next Top Mac Programs. My favorite (the only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-6S","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":452,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-october-13-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":426,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for October 13, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"October 13, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Practically every site featured on csstux (no longer online: csstux.com) is so gorgeously slick it's a wonder I have a job as a web designer. 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