{"id":443,"date":"2006-10-03T21:10:47","date_gmt":"2006-10-04T04:10:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/03\/the-dork-report-for-october-3-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-07-18T12:21:42","modified_gmt":"2023-07-18T16:21:42","slug":"the-dork-report-for-october-3-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-october-3-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for October 3, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>U2 will release a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.u2.com\/music\/Compilations\/4079\">definitive single-disc <em>Best Of<\/em><\/a> album in November, in addition to the two already-released <em>Best of 1980-1990<\/em> and <em>Best of 1990-2000<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In preparation for the <em>Lost<\/em> season three premiere on Wednesday, I thought I would check out the end result of The Lost Experience, a summer-long alternate reality game I didn&#8217;t have time to follow. It seems the verdict is&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buddytv.com\/articles\/lost\/the_lost_experience_sputters_t.aspx\">meh<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love any typeface enough to permanently fuse it to your skin? <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Body Type: Typographic Tattoos Etched in Flesh<\/span> (no longer online: cooper.edu\/art\/lubalin), a new exibition opening in New York. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">This fellow<\/span> [no longer online: timeout.com\/newyork\/Details.do?page=1&amp;xyurl=xyl:\/\/TONYWebArticles2\/574\/out_there\/best_font_forward.xml] is fond of Univers Gothic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stylus Magazine\u2019s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Top 100 Music Videos of All Time<\/span> (no longer online: stylusmagazine.com\/articles\/weekly_article\/stylus-magazines-top-100-music-videos-of-all-time.htm). (spotted on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kottke.org\/remainder\/06\/09\/11862.html\">Kottke.org<\/a>) See also <a href=\"https:\/\/pitchfork.com\/features\/lists-and-guides\/6364-100-awesome-music-videos\/\">Pitchfork&#8217;s 100 Awesome Music Videos<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Know your terms: <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20070203114133\/http:\/\/designforum.aiga.org:80\/content.cfm?ContentAlias=%5Fgetfullarticle&amp;aid=291450\">&#8216;font&#8217; vs. &#8216;typeface&#8217;<\/a>. (spotted on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kottke.org\/remainder\/06\/09\/11899.html\">Kottke.org<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8216;Boards highlights the latest in music videos, including Thom Yorke&#8217;s &#8220;Harrowdown Hill&#8221;, Gnarls Barkley&#8217;s &#8220;Crazy&#8221;, and Chris Cunningham&#8217;s horrorshow for The Horror&#8217;s &#8220;Sheena is a Parasite&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bringing new meaning to the phrase &#8220;death by chocolate (milk)&#8221;, Energy Field helps you find out exactly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.energyfiend.com\/death-by-caffeine\/\">how much of your favorite poison it would take to kill you<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.subtraction.com\/2006\/09\/13\/what-everyon\/\">Hel-Fucking-Vetica<\/a>! Wear it with pride!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wow, the MyDreamApp contestant Hijack has really let rip with a stunning mock-up of the <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20100715080255\/http:\/\/mydreamapp.com:80\/news\/post\/244\/\">BBS-reading app&#8217;s full-screen mode<\/a>. It certainly looks amazing, now if I could only see the point in the first place.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>U2 will release a definitive single-disc Best Of album in November, in addition to the two already-released Best of 1980-1990 and Best of 1990-2000. 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