{"id":448,"date":"2006-10-09T21:35:45","date_gmt":"2006-10-10T04:35:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/09\/the-dork-report-for-october-9-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:28:58","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:28:58","slug":"the-dork-report-for-october-9-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-october-9-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for October 9, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The official movie site for <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxsearchlight.com\/fastfoodnation\/\">Fast Food Nation<\/a><\/em> features Web 2.0-ish newsfeeds from YouTube, del.icio.us, and other fun stuff. (spotted on Popwatch [no longer online: popwatch.ew.com\/popwatch\/2006\/10\/fast_food_natio.html] by Happy Meal Andrea)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Help <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iwatchstuff.com\/2006\/10\/help_drastically_improve_trans.html\">make Optimus Prime say<\/a> &#8220;I guess I&#8217;ll transformer into a truck now.&#8221; See also <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&amp;friendID=102034973\">Top Ten Lines Optimus Prime Should Use in the New Transformers Movie<\/a>. (guest submission by Andrea)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The official movie site for Fast Food Nation features Web 2.0-ish newsfeeds from YouTube, del.icio.us, and other fun stuff. (spotted on Popwatch [no longer online: popwatch.ew.com\/popwatch\/2006\/10\/fast_food_natio.html] by Happy Meal Andrea) Help make Optimus Prime say &#8220;I guess I&#8217;ll transformer into a truck now.&#8221; See also Top Ten Lines Optimus Prime Should Use in the New [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-7e","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":293,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-june-21-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":448,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for June 21, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"June 21, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Vintage 2001: A Space Odyssey goodness: Kubrick at the premiere and an interview with actors Keir Dullea and Gary Lockwood. 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