{"id":450,"date":"2006-10-11T21:36:49","date_gmt":"2006-10-12T04:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/11\/the-dork-report-for-october-11-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:28:58","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:28:58","slug":"the-dork-report-for-october-11-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-october-11-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for October 11, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>New York<\/em> magazine says <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20090109005419\/http:\/\/newyorkmetro.com\/news\/politics\/22322\">Stephen Colbert has America by the Ballots<\/a>. (guest submission by Andrea)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>R. Lee Ermey apparently isn&#8217;t concerned with publicly dissing one of the most powerful people in Hollywood. According to him, friend Stanley Kubrick privately confided in him that <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20121221014953\/http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/news\/wenn\/2006-10-05\">Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman ruined <em>Eyes Wide Shut<\/em><\/a>. (spotted on <a href=\"http:\/\/daringfireball.net\/\">Daring Fireball<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>IconFactory&#8217;s haunted <a href=\"http:\/\/iconfactory.com\/home\/staff\">Halloween<\/a> redesign.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After 10 years of selfless service, the premiere Doctor Who news site Outpost Gallifrey <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gallifreyone.com\/\">packs it up<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New York magazine says Stephen Colbert has America by the Ballots. (guest submission by Andrea) R. Lee Ermey apparently isn&#8217;t concerned with publicly dissing one of the most powerful people in Hollywood. According to him, friend Stanley Kubrick privately confided in him that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman ruined Eyes Wide Shut. 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