{"id":502,"date":"2006-11-10T20:41:53","date_gmt":"2006-11-11T03:41:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/10\/the-dork-report-for-november-10-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:29:20","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:29:20","slug":"the-dork-report-for-november-10-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-november-10-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for November 10, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Superheroes’ political affiliations<\/a>. Green Arrow a “Total Fucking Communist”? Wonder Woman’s “Sapphic Socialism”? Batman a paranoid independent? Somebody’s<\/em> made a close reading of The Dark Knight Returns<\/em>. Works for me! (guest submission from Andrea)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A Vote for Zod<\/a> is a vote against Kryptonian imperialism!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Superheroes’ political affiliations. Green Arrow a “Total Fucking Communist”? Wonder Woman’s “Sapphic Socialism”? Batman a paranoid independent? Somebody’s made a close reading of The Dark Knight Returns. Works for me! (guest submission from Andrea) A Vote for Zod is a vote against Kryptonian imperialism!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-86","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":423,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-september-22-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":502,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for September 22, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"September 22, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Aww, look! 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