{"id":522,"date":"2006-12-03T22:01:41","date_gmt":"2006-12-04T05:01:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/03\/the-dork-report-for-december-3-2006\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:29:20","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:29:20","slug":"the-dork-report-for-december-3-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-december-3-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for December 3, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

What if George Lucas were to take a crack at retroactively realizing the visions of other<\/em> filmmakers? Here’s G-Lu’s Singin’ in the Rain<\/em><\/a>. (guest submission from Andrea)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Continuing the wind-up to the new album, UNKLE’s online presence expands: UNKLE<\/a> and James Lavelle<\/a> on MySpace, Richard File<\/span>‘s official site (no longer online: rich.fm), and new official UNKLE online shops.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don’t Panic<\/a>: Cabel Sasser is up to some mischief in his local Subway<\/a>. Spotted in the comments: an even more ambitious TGI Friday’s menu substitution<\/span> (no longer online: cockeyed.com\/pranks\/menu\/atkinz_online.html). (guest submission from Dave)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alan Moore on the 25,000 year-long history of pornography<\/a> in Arthur Magazine<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Joseph Arthur is in the studio with his (newly-christened) band The Lonely Astronauts, and has posted Let’s Just Be<\/em><\/a>, an entire album for free download (but donations appreciated!).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

All the kewl kids are talking about Tom Waits’ new Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers, and Bastards<\/a><\/em>. Especially check out the Pitchfork interview<\/a>. (guest submission from Andrea)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What if George Lucas were to take a crack at retroactively realizing the visions of other filmmakers? Here’s G-Lu’s Singin’ in the Rain. (guest submission from Andrea) Continuing the wind-up to the new album, UNKLE’s online presence expands: UNKLE and James Lavelle on MySpace, Richard File‘s official site (no longer online: rich.fm), and new official […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-8q","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":407,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-august-27-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":522,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for August 27, 2006","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"August 27, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Loads of new UNKLE releases coming up: Self Defense, a four-disc boxed set of remixes from the Never Never Land album, on September 12. 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