{"id":5331,"date":"2019-05-04T11:31:10","date_gmt":"2019-05-04T15:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/?p=5331"},"modified":"2022-10-25T17:12:16","modified_gmt":"2022-10-25T21:12:16","slug":"avengers-endgame-2019-movie-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/avengers-endgame-2019-movie-review\/","title":{"rendered":"No escape from the tyranny of continuity, in Avengers: Endgame"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

There is no escape from the tyranny of continuity. Like daytime soaps, superhero comics exist in a quantum state of constant churn and perpetual stasis. Characters are introduced and die and un-die, relationships form and split and reform, villains are defeated and rally and are defeated again. Excelsior, and collect your pocket change to spend at the newsstand next month, true believer!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avengers: Infinity War<\/em> (2018) was the apotheosis of comics’ perpetually open-ended narrative, in movie form. It was a painful experience for any humanities student, or indeed anybody who loves novels and cinema. How quaint to expect a classical narrative, now that popular entertainment movies have become what Martin Scorsese<\/a> has called a series of sequences. Avengers: Infinity War<\/em> was 2+ hours of hors d’oeuvres before a long-promised fancy dinner. At about 18 movies into the Marvel Cinematic Universe series by that point, one began to wonder if we’d ever get to the main course, let alone dessert. It can’t be coincidental that the best episodes are the few that managed to wriggle free of the bonds of the larger umbrella story, particularly Black Panther<\/em>, Ant-Man & The Wasp<\/em>, and Thor: Ragnarok<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That Anthony & Joe Russo’s Endgame<\/em> is so drastic an improvement over Infinity War<\/a><\/em> that new corporate owners Disney must have issued a memo on Micky letterhead, reading “OK, good job, kids, but make sure the next one has a plot”. Its classical structure plot is so startlingly unfamiliar for anything with Captain America in it, that if anything, it’s almost too simple, like a video game. Our heroes discover they have to do five specific things to prepare for a confrontation; they do those five things; they have that confrontation; there’s a wound-licking denouement. Bingo: it’s a movie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Avengers:
Like much of the movie, this is a striking image. Avengers: Endgame deserves credit for its relatively complex villain (relatively for the genre, I must stress). But I just can’t get over the expectation to take this stuff seriously.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

I loved Marvel Comics<\/a> as a kid, but was more of an X-Men, Fantastic Four, and Daredevil kind of guy. I always thought The Avengers were lame, and instinctually steered away from the likes of Captain America long before I ever learned the word jingoistic, from Iron Man before I learned the word asshole, and from Thor because — I mean, come on, seriously? So it’s been a struggle for adult-me to take the cinematic Avengers characters semi-seriously enough to enjoy in live-action form.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Of the six original movie Avengers, only one is female and all are white (well, one is often green, but you know what I mean). We can place the original whitebread Marvel Comics in the context of the 1960s, but what’s the movies’ excuse? Even years later, when the franchise has finally cultivated a deeper bench of female characters, it insultingly limits most of them to a single contrived hero shot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Avengers:
The women of the Marvel Universe deserved more than a single hero shot, which plays as a contrived “insert girl power moment here” sticky note in the screenplay. Especially since one is the last surviving Valkyrie warrior (a god!) and another is the most powerful superhero, of any gender.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

And to get specific with one head-scratcher I just can’t get over: when Brainy Hulk and Rocket Raccoon go on a special mission to Norway to re-recruit an incapacitated Thor, is it A) sexist, B) moronic or C) both that they ignore the last living Valkyrie warrior? She may have, you know, been useful. I mean, at least two of the official Avengers don’t even have superpowers (unless you count being really good at archery as super).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Speaking of, can we talk for a moment about how Hawkeye is totally let off the hook for going around the world summarily executing bad guys, without due process? Black Widow literally just stands there and watches him behead somebody. These are supposed to be heroes, with an aspirational moral element. That there wasn’t even a tossed-off line like “we don’t do that anymore” makes me suspect that a chunk of Hawkeye’s story was cut out of the final film, or that the filmmakers lost control over the many character arcs they had to juggle, or most worryingly, that they just thought it was super cool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Griping aside, I have serious praise for Robert Downey Jr. for delivering some of the finest acting yet in any Marvel movie. His portrayal of a broken Tony Stark early in the film is almost uncomfortably real.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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