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Anime in real life: Princess Mononoke<\/em> flying thing [no longer online: akihabaranews.com\/en\/en\/news-12983-Kaze+no+Tani+no+Nausicaa\u2026+for+real?.html], Akira<\/em> motorcycle<\/a>, Ghost in the Shell<\/em> female android<\/a>. (guest submission by Dave)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Anime in real life: Princess Mononoke flying thing [no longer online: akihabaranews.com\/en\/en\/news-12983-Kaze+no+Tani+no+Nausicaa\u2026+for+real?.html], Akira motorcycle, Ghost in the Shell female android. 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