{"id":578,"date":"2007-01-05T18:10:38","date_gmt":"2007-01-06T01:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/05\/the-dork-report-for-january-5-2007\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:29:52","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:29:52","slug":"the-dork-report-for-january-5-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-january-5-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for January 5, 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The condensed Kottke.org, 2006 edition<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Holy frak! Battlestar Galactica<\/em> hasn’t merely been granted a fourth season, there’s also to be a direct-to-dvd feature film<\/a>. (spotted on BattlestarGalacticaSite.com<\/span>) (no longer online: battlestargalacticasite.com\/2007\/01\/battlestar_galactica_movie.php)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After a period of relative quiet after being hounded by Apple’s lawyers (during which they often focused on scooping other companies’ unreleased projects like Adobe CS3<\/a>), ThinkSecret returns to form with a real piece of Apple news: actual screenshot from a forthcoming spreadsheet app [no longer online: thinksecret.com\/news\/0701iwork.html] likely to be a part of iWork ’07 almost sure to be announced at MacWorld next week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The condensed Kottke.org, 2006 edition. Holy frak! Battlestar Galactica hasn’t merely been granted a fourth season, there’s also to be a direct-to-dvd feature film. (spotted on BattlestarGalacticaSite.com) (no longer online: battlestargalacticasite.com\/2007\/01\/battlestar_galactica_movie.php) After a period of relative quiet after being hounded by Apple’s lawyers (during which they often focused on scooping other companies’ unreleased projects like […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-9k","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":580,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-january-10-2007\/","url_meta":{"origin":578,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for January 10, 2007","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"January 10, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"How much do Lost fans not know? IGN's Top 50 Lost Loose Ends (no longer online: tv.ign.com\/articles\/745\/745595p1.html). (spotted on TV Squad) (no longer online: tvsquad.com\/2006\/11\/27\/ign-lists-the-top-50-lost-mysteries)","rel":"","context":"In "The Dork Report"","block_context":{"text":"The Dork Report","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/category\/dork-report\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Dork Report","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":577,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-january-4-2007\/","url_meta":{"origin":578,"position":1},"title":"The Dork Report for January 4, 2007","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"January 4, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"That sound you just heard was this Dork Reporter having a geekgasm. Damon Albarn & Terry Gilliam have teamed to create a Gorillaz feature film. (no longer online: pitchforkmedia.com\/page\/news\/39801\/Damon_Albarns_Resume_Is_Better_Than_Yours)","rel":"","context":"In "The Dork Report"","block_context":{"text":"The Dork Report","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/category\/dork-report\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Dork Report","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":567,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-january-2-2007\/","url_meta":{"origin":578,"position":2},"title":"The Dork Report for January 2, 2007","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"January 2, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"33 new drawings by Dave McKean (no longer online: subterraneanpress.com\/Merchant2\/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=gaiman&amp;Category_Code=B&Product_Count=36) for the Mirrormask script book (spotted on Neil Gaiman's Journal)","rel":"","context":"In "The Dork Report"","block_context":{"text":"The Dork Report","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/category\/dork-report\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Dork Report","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":585,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-january-17-2007\/","url_meta":{"origin":578,"position":3},"title":"The Dork Report for January 18, 2007","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"January 18, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Wikipedia's Unusual Articles entry does exactly what it says on the tin, and it's a veritable goldmine. Just to name a few gems at random: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo, famous body parts, list of self-referential songs (no longer online: en.wikipedia.org:80\/wiki\/List_of_self-referential_songs). Bouncing back from last year's biking\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "The Dork Report"","block_context":{"text":"The Dork Report","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/category\/dork-report\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Dork Report","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":566,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-january-1-2007\/","url_meta":{"origin":578,"position":4},"title":"The Dork Report for January 1, 2007","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"January 1, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"John Siracusa goes to town on .Mac (spotted on Daring Fireball). Yes, it's expensive, painfully slow, and sometimes unreliable, but I am still totally and utterly wedded to it. I don't want it dead, I want it fixed. Lego Digital Designer (no longer online: ldd.lego.com) (spotted on The Unofficial Apple\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "The Dork Report"","block_context":{"text":"The Dork Report","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/category\/dork-report\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Dork Report","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":568,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-january-3-2007\/","url_meta":{"origin":578,"position":5},"title":"The Dork Report for January 3, 2007","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"January 3, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"If ever a band were known for hating each other, it's The Police. Despite everything, they're planning a reunion (no longer online: harpmagazine.com\/news\/detail.cfm?article=10783) (spotted on Popwatch). I'm probably one of the last people in the world to see this, but it's so awesome I must post it nonetheless: Lasse Gjertsen's\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "The Dork Report"","block_context":{"text":"The Dork Report","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/category\/dork-report\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Dork Report","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=578"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8004,"href":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578\/revisions\/8004"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}