{"id":585,"date":"2007-01-18T20:05:04","date_gmt":"2007-01-19T03:05:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/18\/the-dork-report-for-january-17-2007\/"},"modified":"2023-04-07T15:29:52","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T19:29:52","slug":"the-dork-report-for-january-17-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-january-17-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dork Report for January 18, 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Wikipedia’s Unusual Articles<\/a> entry does exactly what it says on the tin, and it’s a veritable goldmine. Just to name a few gems at random: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo<\/a>, famous body parts<\/a>, list of self-referential songs<\/span> (no longer online: en.wikipedia.org:80\/wiki\/List_of_self-referential_songs).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bouncing back from last year’s biking injury, Michael Brook<\/a> lines up his 2007 tour dates.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hey, there are dorks in Congress<\/span> [no longer online: youtube.com\/watch?v=Pe4WA58rMu0], too! (guest submission from Andrea)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Frack up your desktop with some Battlestar Galactica<\/em> icons<\/a> from The Iconfactory.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wikipedia’s Unusual Articles entry does exactly what it says on the tin, and it’s a veritable goldmine. Just to name a few gems at random: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo, famous body parts, list of self-referential songs (no longer online: en.wikipedia.org:80\/wiki\/List_of_self-referential_songs). Bouncing back from last year’s biking injury, Michael Brook lines up […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-mini","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dork-report"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dork-report.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-9r","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":580,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/the-dork-report-for-january-10-2007\/","url_meta":{"origin":585,"position":0},"title":"The Dork Report for January 10, 2007","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"January 10, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"How much do Lost fans not know? 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