{"id":873,"date":"2008-06-04T21:24:47","date_gmt":"2008-06-05T01:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/?p=873"},"modified":"2022-10-24T18:04:34","modified_gmt":"2022-10-24T22:04:34","slug":"indiana-jones-last-crusade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/indiana-jones-last-crusade\/","title":{"rendered":"Indiana Jones returns to form in The Last Crusade"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In order to catch up on the overwhelming backlog of movies I intend to cover here on this blog, this blogger is going to keep it brief with a few disconnected thoughts:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Re-watching the original trilogy as an adult is an interesting experience; even the first time around as a kid I was right: <a href=\"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/raiders-of-the-lost-ark\/\"><em>Raiders of the Lost Ark<\/em><\/a> is excellent, rip-roaring fun, <a href=\"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/indiana-jones-temple-of-doom\/\"><em>The Temple of Doom<\/em><\/a> is borderline offensive crap, and <em>The Last Crusade<\/em> is thankfully a return to form. Gone are the annoying kids and mean-spirited xenophobia, and back are the Nazi-punching and Judeo-Christian overtones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After a fun pre-credit sequence set in 1912 Utah (featuring the late River Phoenix doing a brilliant Harrison Ford impression), <em>The Last Crusade<\/em> is set in 1938. The previous installment was set prior to the first, neatly sidestepping any hint of Indy dumping Marion (Karen Allen). Apparently Spielberg and Lucas stopped caring, and this time just went ahead and implied that he did, after all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/indiana-jones-last-crusade-alison-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"Alison Doody, Harrison Ford, and Sean Connery in Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade\" class=\"wp-image-6323\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/indiana-jones-last-crusade-alison-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/indiana-jones-last-crusade-alison-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/indiana-jones-last-crusade-alison-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/indiana-jones-last-crusade-alison-1200x675.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/indiana-jones-last-crusade-alison.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>Alison Doody keeps up with the Joneses<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The biggest area of improvement over the lamentable <em>Temple of Doom<\/em> is in the &#8220;Indy Girl&#8221; department. After the spunky Marion and the ditzy Willie, we were due for a third stereotype: the femme fatale. Dr. Elsa Schneider (Alison Doody) is both a worthy love interest and nemesis to Indiana Jones. And Henry Sr. (Sean Connery) totally hit that! Way to go, old man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Why did Elsa wait until the most dramatic moment to reveal her true identity, and capture Indy and the diary? The woman has a knack for melodrama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fun fact: Each film in the series starts with the Paramount logo mirrored in a landscape or prop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Must read: <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20121221110506\/http:\/\/www.marksimonson.com\/article\/223\/indiana-jones-and-the-fonts-on-the-maps\">Indiana Jones and the Fonts on the Maps<\/a>, an analysis of the anachronistic typographic choices made in the films&#8217; iconic animated maps (via <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20121221110506\/http:\/\/www.marksimonson.com\/article\/223\/indiana-jones-and-the-fonts-on-the-maps\">Daring Fireball<\/a>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In order to catch up on the overwhelming backlog of movies I intend to cover here on this blog, this blogger is going to keep it brief with a few disconnected thoughts: Re-watching the original trilogy as an adult is an interesting experience; even the first time around as a kid I was right: Raiders [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4833,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,2],"tags":[2053,639,1102,1101,1103,1104,1105],"class_list":["post-873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-3-stars","category-movies","tag-alison-doody","tag-george-lucas","tag-harrison-ford","tag-indiana-jones","tag-river-phoenix","tag-sean-connery","tag-steven-spielberg"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/indiana-jones-last-crusade-feature.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa9lhB-e5","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":857,"url":"https:\/\/chadossman.com\/blog\/indiana-jones-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull\/","url_meta":{"origin":873,"position":0},"title":"Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is the second worst Indiana Jones movie","author":"Chad Ossman","date":"May 24, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is ultimately disappointing, especially if one reflects too much on its plot and basic plausibility, but it not totally without redeeming qualities. 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