• The Dork Report for September 17, 2006

    The Dork Report for September 17, 2006

    A new addition to the litter of kitty sites Stuff on My Cat (Stuff + Cats = Awesome), Cats That Look Like Hitler (Kitlers), and Kittenwar (may the cutest kitten win), comes Cats in Sinks (It’s about cats. In sinks.). Guest submission from Andrea.

    It’s your semi-daily Dork Report dose of Doctor Who:

    • The Guardian has more information about the Doctor Who spinoff The Sarah Jane Adventures: a 60-minute special in early 2007, with a full series later in the year. K-9 will appear in the special but sadly not the full series. It’s pitched at a younger age group than the flagship Doctor Who, while Torchwood entertains older Doctor Who fans with snogging and no doubt many double-entendres.
    • A bunch of Torchwood fan sites: The Torchwood Institute (no longer online: community.livejournal.com/torch_wood), The Institute (no longer online: torchwood.time-and-space.co.uk), Torchwood.tv (no longer online: torchwood.tv)
    • A Doctor Who skeptic comes round, featuring the hilarious title: “In the science fiction universe, one long-lasting program stands out from the nerd.”

    Currently enjoying LEGO Star Wars II on my Playstation:

    • The official site (no longer online: lucasarts.com/games/legostarwarsii) is kind of fun; clicking around earns you lego “studs” (the currency of the game), which you can trade in for cheap downloadable goodies, just like Skeeball.
    • Some mainstream press reviews: MSNBC (no longer online: msnbc.msn.com/id/14802039), Village Voice (there’s an odd error in the first paragraph… if the writer was actually the nerdy college kid he claims to have been, even one who would remember that Marv Wolfman wrote Crisis on Infnite Earths, surely he would remember it had nothing at all to do with teaming up DC and Marvel characters?)

    The Maine national Guard is issuing “Flat Daddies” and “Flat Mommies” (no longer online: boston.com/news/local/articles/2006/08/30/guard_families_cope_in_two_dimensions) to the families of soldiers serving in Iraq and Afghanistan. No, really. Spotted on Big O (no longer online: bigozine2.com).

  • My iTunes 7 Nightmare

    My iTunes 7 Nightmare

    As Engadget reports, iTunes 7 may be more than a little flakey, and I have a nightmare story of my own.

    First, some background: I use a PowerBook G4 17″, with a very, very large iTunes library of 16,000 plus tracks, stored on an external 250 GB LaCie Firewire hard drive. Perhaps unwisely, I was doing several things at once shortly after downloading the brand new iTunes 7: listening to a smart playlist on shuffle, and batch editing tags in another smart playlist (specifically, editing the Album Artist tags of all my compilations to read “Various Artists” — see The Dork Report for September 13 for more information). To complicate matters, I was running Last.fm in background (itself freshly updated to Version 1.0.6).

    After batch editing tags for several minutes, I opening the batch info window for another dozen or so. iTunes suddenly stopped playing a few seconds into Pink Floyd’s “Time” from The Dark Side of the Moon, and then froze. I noticed Last.fm had frozen as well. I waited until it seemed neither would free up on their own, then I force quit both. I relaunched iTunes, but it was noticably sluggish (many spinning psychedelic pizzas of death for me). I selected a song to get info, and nothing happened. I tried another and a tiny exclamation mark appeared next to it (which I know from experience to mean that a track has been manually deleted or moved on your hard drive and iTunes can no longer locate it). I nervously switched to the Finder and clicked on the music folder on my external drive. To my horror, the folder was empty, and the custom icon I had applied long ago had disappeared!

    Needless to say, I feared the worst: several gigabytes and years worth of music collecting (not to mention irreplaceable tracks purchased on the iTunes Store) gone. Not knowing what else to do, in fact thinking doing anything else might make matters worse, I quit iTunes and restarted my Powerbook. The external drive took longer to mount than usual (I’ve read that Mac OS X checks disks for errors on startup, so perhaps it sensed a problem and was running a repair). Once everything had started up and settled, I used Disk Utility to verify both my internal and external drives, with no errors reported. Taking the proverbial deep breath, I opened up my external Firewire drive… and the folder was back to normal. I launched iTunes, and again, everything was normal. As if nothing had happened. Thank god, right? But terrifying that several gigabytes of files could disappear and reappear so easily.

    Shaken, I ran Backup to bring my Home folder backups up to date, and promptly went to bed to try and calm myself down with a nap.

    There are a bevy of other problems being reported on Macintouch, including the very odd case of large chunks of people’s libraries being flagged as “Explicit.” But I think my story wins.

    So. Lessons learned:

    1. For crying out loud, buy SuperDuper already! I’ve never properly backed up my music collection for the simple reason that I don’t have another drive big enough to duplicate it. Time, I think, to start deleting crap I never listen to nor wish to keep, and bring it down to a size more easily backed up.
    2. Resist the temptation to download new software as soon as it comes out. At the very least, don’t stress-test it with precious, irreplaceable computer data.
  • The Dork Report for September 14, 2006

    The Dork Report for September 14, 2006

    Zune comes in (eww…) doo-doo brown (no longer online: news.com.com/2300-1041_3-6115689-6.html).

    I need to find a copy of Scott McCloud’s Destroy, the most violent comic book ever!

    Despite what their name implies, the Star Wars “Original Trilogy” DVDs are certainly not definitive releases of the original films. The official word from Lucasfilm is that the original edits of the movies are included as bonus material to the special edition versions, and as such are mere dupes of the 1993 non-anamorphic (horror!) laserdisc versions. (guest submission from Dave)

  • Notes on Apple’s “It’s Showtime” special event

    Notes on Apple’s “It’s Showtime” special event

    Time for some obligatory mouthing off about Apple’s latest iFiesta, the “It’s Showtime” special event at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts Theater in San Francisco.

    iPod with Video (such an ungainly name): enhanced with more storage and brighter screen.

    iPod Nano: totally redesigned. Or rather, it’s just like the retired iPod mini except more mini. Comes in a very confusing array of models, with certain colors only available with certain storage sizes. No doubt black iPods are popular, for that finish is reserved for the top-priced model.

    iPod Shuffle: totally redesigned. Really small. Really, really small. No, I mean, like, accidentally-inhale-small.

    iTV: previewed months ahead of planned release, usual for Apple to say the least. I already use Airport Express to wirelessly stream music from my computer to my stereo, a massive improvement oo my computer’s speakers (which don’t suck). So being able to stream video to a real TV will no doubt be really cool. $299 doesn’t seem like so much when an iPod costs about the same.

    The iTunes Music Store is now simply (and belatedly) just iTunes Store. Feature films and iPod Games join the existing lineup of music, audiobooks, podcasts, TV shows and music videos. Buying single TV shows and music videos makes sense to me (thanks to iTunes, I didn’t miss a single Lost episode last season), but at this point I can’t imagine ever buying a movie as a digital download. It’s a rare movie I see twice, and those that I wish to, I’ll buy the DVD (or just rent it twice through Netflix) for higher-quality picture and surround sound, not to mention bonus material. And digital download prices of $9.99 to $14.99 are absurd; I recently purchased the new 2-disc special edition of Apocalypse Now! for about $13.

    iTunes 7, the first new release in years to include actual new features to enhance listening to and organizing music. Previously releases were almost entirely commerce-related (adding music video and TV content to the iTunes Store), and Apple has apparently been saving up a huge flood of new features, some significant, others troublesome:

    Toggle between view options: 1. the familiar standard list, 2. grouped by album (with artwork), and 3. Cover Flow. Purchased outright from Steel Skies, Cover Flow is a visually striking new interface that aims to evoke the real-world browsing of albums by their covers. It apparently caches the album cover image files on your hard drive the first time you use it, so if it seems slow at first it should improve. It’s neat; already I think I will continue to use the boring list view when I know specifically what I’m looking for, but Cover Flow is a way to skim through and rediscover dusty old tracks I may have fogotten about.

    Gapless playback. I haven’t tried this feature yet myself, but it always was annoying to hear a split-second pause between tracks on a live album, so this is welcome. To take advantage of it, however, iTunes must rescan your entire library, which can take forever if you have as huge a collection as me. Then you need to manually tag specific tracks as part of “gapless albums.” I’m not sure what happens then when you listen to stuff on shuffle… when happens when a “gapless” track is randomly cued up to a gappy one?

    Transfer from iPod, meaning that for the first time, you can legally copy music from your iPod to another computer. However, it is limited to files purchased from the iTunes Store, and the destination computer must also be authorized (the first time you play a purchased file on any computer, you have to log in with your iTunes account info, which registers your computer over the internet to Apple). Apple obviously couldn’t/wouldn’t allow total syncing before because of piracy fears, but since it’s limited to DRM-controlled music, then everything should be kosher with the music rights-holders (99% of the time, not the musicians, but that’s another story).

    Automatic album cover downloads. Lots of question shere. How accurate is it? I’d rather have no art than the wrong cover. You can request art for specific albums or have it go through your entire library at once (it also searches for art when you rip a cd). I tried it on my work computer with a relatively small libary of about 600 songs. The results were mixed: it correctly grabbed Talking Heads’ 77 (albeit of horrendously poor JPG quality), but couldn’t find such a popular and distinctively named album as Gorillaz’ Demon Days. I only noticed one error: iTunes mistook Suzanne Vega’s Sessions at West 54th EP for the compilation The Best of Sessions at West 54th.

    A troublesome new meta tag: Album Artist. As I understand it, this is for the rare instance in which a single artist’s album features a few tracks by different artists, but is not a compilation. So, Jane Doe’s album may be by “Jane Doe” overall, but have one track by “Jane Doe feat. John Doe.” Now you can use the tag “Artist” for individual tracks and “Album Artist” to group together an entire album under a single name. OK fine, but much much more common (at least in my collection) are compilations of various artists. There’s already a tag to flag certain albums as compilations, but now iTunes 7 groups them by artist if you don’t manually specify something like “Various Artists” in the Album Artist tag. If you have only one track from a compilation, iTunes thinks it’s an album by that artist, even if it’s tagged as a compilation! So the end result is a lot of busy work for me so iTunes can go back to recognizing compilations. For someone as anal retentive as I with a meticulously managed music library, this is annoying to say the least!

    More metadata: skipped count and date. Now you can track how often you choose not to listen to something.

    And now for more complaints: when you purchase anything or a podcast updates itself, it appears in a “Downloads” sort-of playlist, instead of at the top. So now you need to manually click over to that playlist to see what’s going on.

    Various interface changes, including non-glossy buttons and… heinous scrollbars! WTF? Icky grey-blue blobs that look like nothing else on a Mac anywhere! I’m not sure, but if these same scrollbars appear on the Windows version, then perhaps Apple wanted to make the user experience more uniform, and so they can advertise with images of iTunes that anybody will recognize as theirs. Dsandler.org has a great overview of the graphical user interface design nightmare and links to many others (spotted on Daring Fireball).

    iTunes (and iPods) still can’t alphabetize properly. I am totally strident on this point, so thus begins my rant: alphabetizing song, artist, and album names should have been in iTunes 1.0, and it’s insane that six revisions later it still can’t handle it. Artists beginning with “The” are alphebetized correctly, but songs and albums aren’t. So, The Beatles correctly appear under “B”, but “The Long and Winding Road” shows up under “T” and where’s John Lennon? That’s right, filed under “J” of course! Any brick & mortar music store organized like this would go out of business before you can run through your ABCs. If Apple will introduce a whole complex new system to handle relatively rare cases where you need an Album Artist, why won’t they address something as utterly basic as this? I predict that in the future there will be even more musicians who go by one name, if for no reason other than people being able to find their music on their iPod. OK, rant over.

  • The Dork Report for September 12, 2006

    The Dork Report for September 12, 2006

    Three cheers for Wikipedia defying China’s censors! Boo hiss Google and Yahoo! (spotted on Boing Boing)

    It’s always fun to read DVD Time’s reviews of Doctor Who DVDs, written from the perspective of longtime fans. The upcoming The Mark of the Rani DVD just reminds me how unexcited I am for the character’s return in season three of the new series.

    4Flix offers DRM-free digital movies to own (viewable on iPods or almost any computer). Granted, most of their feature films are probably in the public domain and thus free, but $1.99 is probably worth the hassle to squeeze one onto your iPod.

  • The Dork Report for September 9, 2006

    The Dork Report for September 9, 2006

    An Ultimately negative (but insightfully so) piece on Watchmen, gleaned from its Wikipedia entry: “Fighting Evil, Quoting Nietzsche: Did the comic book really need to grow up?” by Tom Shone.

    Quinn [no longer online: simonhaertel.de]: a really fun and really free Tetris falling blocks game for the Mac.

    Serve with Chips has loads of scoops on the upcoming Transformers feature film: Bumblebee is no longer a VW Beetle! Bummer! Megatron’s face looks like the Sarlaac Pit, and Optimus Prime is seriously blinged out.

    The Beatles are suing their label EMI [no longer available: businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D8JRJ1J82.htm] for nonpayment of $57 million in royalties, and are seeking the return of their master recordings. Of course, The Beatles are already bazillionaires, but on the other hand, being in that position gives them the ability to do the right thing: taking on a megacorporation to protect the rights of artists.

    The new SpiralFrog [no longer online: spiralfrog.com] online music service (backed by Universal and EMI) is just… crazy [no longer online: forbes.com/digitalentertainment/2006/08/29/universal-spiralfrog-cx_cn_0829spiralfrog.html]. Who in their right mind would listen to 90 seconds of advertising before each song, and visit the site monthly? That’s worse than commercial radio. Free is not cheap enough. (note: the “90-second” statistic comes from BigO, but I can’t find confirmation elsewhere)

    Supergroup Asia prog-rockin’ it like it’s 1981, with an official website design like it’s 1996!

    Fonts for Flash [no longer online: fontsforflash.com] relaunches with a much narrower design. One little detail I don’t recall ever seeing in a Flash site before: visited link colors.

    This is seriously one of the dorkiest things I have ever seen: Miniature, self-contained, working Atari game keychains [no longer online: thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/80fc/?cpg=36H].

    I want to move to Norway. The Oslo Contemporary Art Museum dumped three tons of LEGOs [no longer online: kutv.com/topstories/local_story_249202328.html] outdoors for people to build whatever they wanted for a future exhibit.

  • The Dork Report for September 6, 2006

    The Dork Report for September 6, 2006

    A side-by-side comparison (no longer online: starwars.com/episode-v/release/video/f20060901/20060901_picview/pictureviewer.html) of changes made to the original 1980 Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back for the 2004 special edition. Honestly, it’s more fascinating than it sounds, even to non-dorks. Spotted on C|Net News.com (no longer online: news.com.com/2061-11200_3-6112085.html)

    And because it just isn’t The Dork Report without a flood of Apple obsession:

    • The latest iPipeDream list of goodies predicted for Apple’s Sept. 12 media event: faster & bigger iMacs, overhauled iPod Nano, iTunes Movie Store, Airport Express with video, and that damn iPhone again.
    • Update! Apple sneaks out new-model iMacs and Mac Minis with little fanfare well before the Sept. 12 media event. Obviously, Steve Jobs et al. don’t consider these to be big-ticket items, only amping up the anticipation for surprises even more.
    • .Mac catches more flak, this time from The Apple Blog. I totally agree on at least three points: iDisk is useful but painfully slow, iWeb URLs are ridiculously long and impossible to remember, and the Berlin Wall between iWeb and Homepage sucks.
  • The Dork Report for September 1, 2006

    The Dork Report for September 1, 2006

    Sarah Jane Smith and K-9 are rumored to appear in Doctor Who season three’s Christmas special.

    The Criterion Collection announces Essential Art House: 50 Years of Janus Films, a breathtaking boxed set of 50 DVDs and hardcover book. Speaking of Criterion, the restored Seven Samurai comes out any day now, and the buzz is that the restoration is glorious! But Criterion disappoints me by using “impact” as a verb on their site. Another upcoming release to look forward to: The Double Life of Véronique.

    Disturbingly plausible armchair psychoanalyses of Rumsfeld (no longer online: msnbc.msn.com/id/12131617) and Bush. (with reporting by Dave)

    I just came across two more free stock image sites to complement my favorite (Stock.xchng): TextureKing (great stuff, totally free) and StockVault (free for personal or non-profit use).

    Won’t redoing the special effects of a 40-year old sci-fi show spoil the enjoyable cheese?

  • The Dork Report for August 27, 2006

    The Dork Report for August 27, 2006

    Loads of new UNKLE releases coming up:

    • Self Defense, a four-disc boxed set of remixes from the Never Never Land album, on September 12. But it appears only three (!) tracks are previously unreleased, so I think I may skip it.
    • Tons of new remixes, none of which are available in the US, even on iTunes: I would especially like to hear Depeche Mode’s “John the Revelator (UNKLE Re-Construction)”, and Massive Attack’s “False Flags (UNKLE Surrender Sounds Session #2)”
    • UNKLE’s new album The Future is Unwritten is due sometime this summer (with a teaser on the official site).

    Steve Jobs’ latest inspirations come straight from cheesy 1980’s sci-fi.

    PicoCricket, a new, uh… thing from Lego Mindstorms. Looks to be less “awesome robot” and more “pipecleaner arts’n’crafts.”

  • The Dork Report for August 24, 2006

    The Dork Report for August 24, 2006

    You too can gradient gel-ify your brand identity with The Web 2.0 Logo Generator:

    The Dork Report 2.0

    The Unofficial Apple Weblog airs its grievances about .Mac, but makes nice by offering some constructive criticism. I don’t disagree with any of this, but I’m utterly and totally married to my bookmark, calendar, and address book synchronization, so I’m not bailing any time soon.

    Learn who’s probably not dead in the new Lost poster [no longer online: p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm41.showMessage?topicID=14351.topic]. (guest submission from Andrea)

    Film reviews in four words or less: Snakes on a Plane, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Citizen Kane.

    Yet another stunning example of the catastrophic failure of the Iraq invasion: General Tommy Franks was issuing orders to his troops in Powerpoint presentations (no, really). (spotted on Design Observer)