Pee Wee. Definitely Pee Wee. *shudder* (guest submission by Dave)
Who knew? Bush took the initiative in inventing the iPod. And now that a huge percentage of the population owns one, the Justice Department can activate the hidden Echelon II chip inside… NOW! (guest submission by Dave)
Dorkiest. Link. Ever. [update: no longer online: x-entertainment.com/articles/0913/] Featuring Spider-Man and special guest star Agent Faces. Where do I sign up for The Mighty Marvel Marching Society? (guest submission by Your Friendly Neighborhood Andrea, with reporting by Dave)
Roll a real-world Katamari Damacy [update: no longer online: occlupanid.livejournal.com/70824.html] in San Francisco. (spotted on Boing Boing) q.v. my Katamari love letter.
The Brothers Wayan are on the offense again. These guys are a high-low concept machine!